The admissions test was brutal.
First they blindfolded me. Then:
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| (Actually I just had to give my name) |
2) They asked me to discern five different types of tobacco ash by smell alone.
3) They asked me to recite "The Great Rat of Sumatra" word for word.
4) They asked the middle name of Watson's fifth wife.
5) They asked me in which story Holmes first mentions "the little grey cells."
6) They told me to put on a deerstalker cap backwards.
7) They swore me to secrecy.
But I passed! I'm now a member of the Crew of the Lone Star Barque Society (based in Dallas). I can put a swagger in my step.
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